Your spending. Zero chill.
Your receipts.
Our punchline.
Turn a spending screenshot into an AI roast worth sharing. Laugh at your habits. Then actually do something about them.
Start free. Screenshot-first. No bank linking.
Receipt → reality check
Budgeting, with a personality problem.
The Spend Roast promise
No bank login required
Share the joke, not the receipt
Useful tips. Optional lectures.
01 / Meet your financial reality
Less spreadsheet.
More self-awareness.
For the group chat that knows your coffee order—but not what it costs you.
“$212 at Starbucks.
You ARE the barista’s 401k.”
A little roasted. A lot more aware.
Illustrative roast, not a real customer’s spending.
Screenshot. Submit. Get humbled.
Upload a receipt or spending screenshot. AI turns the numbers into a roast with your name written all over it.
Your month gets a main character.
Monthly Wrapped cards call out your top vice and worst spending day. Story-ready for Instagram, TikTok, or the group chat.
Keep the joke. Take the hint.
Optional practical tips sit under the punchlines. Find a habit to change without turning your life into a spreadsheet.
Friends don’t let friends hide their delivery habit.
Invite a roommate, partner, or friend to roast their own receipts. Let them choose what to share.
02 / Pick your heat level
Free to get roasted.
$3.99 to go savage.
Free roasts to get started. Savage mode adds sharper jokes and roast history for $3.99/month. No-spend glow-up challenges are sold separately.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Before you get cooked
A few straight answers.
03 / Your receipt has entered the chat
You bought it.
Now own it.
One screenshot. One roast. Maybe one better habit.